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an "Oooohhhhhhhhh!" from all the spectators on the beach. A collapse has just occured to a fellow sculptor...and as the irreverant sand carver from Hawaii, Joe Maize, pointed out to me. "What a great sound ....now a loser like you has better chance of winning." He was joking of course...I think. I'll consider it an honor to be on the recieving end of one of Joe's insults, and on the recieving end of one of these.
Joe Maize collapse antidote: 1 package cherry jello, 1 cup boiling water, 1 cup very cheap vodka, dispense into tiny paper cups, and chill until set. Joe passes these out to all his competitors as soon as the final bell sounds. Works every time.
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